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9 November 2014 reblog: memewhore


prismatic-bell:
“ HERE’S THE THING THOUGH
I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said...

prismatic-bell:

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

(via gaylien-invasion)

9 November 2014 reblog: tastefullyoffensive


6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.

(via cryptexe)

9 November 2014 reblog: jamekirks


dobdob:

commandertano:

  1. Disney didn’t kill the EU.
  2. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
  3. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

(via timerover)

9 November 2014 reblog: commanderbridger-deactivated202


patheticjunkies:

patheticjunkies:

literally all anti-feminism persons have no idea what feminism is. have you ever met an anti-feminism person that has an indepth understanding of feminism? no. such stupid fucking idiots

in the past three days i’ve recieved 20+ messages of anti feminists defending themselves by messaging me the wrong definition of feminism

(via cryptexe)

9 November 2014 reblog: dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704


broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

8 November 2014 reblog: lockedinabirdcage


Maybe if Tom Hiddleston stopped rolling up his sleeves like a dirty whore we wouldn’t be having this Tumblr problem.

— something I heard a very serious looking business woman in a power suit talking on the phone say this morning on the train. (via anit0227)

(via thatsnotmyissue)

8 November 2014 reblog: applepiewithextrafreedom-deacti


nbcparksandrec:

lordoftheinternet:

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saira, whatever you do, do NOT build a winter sports complex called “ice town”

HEED THESE WORDS.

(via lesbian1oser)

7 November 2014 reblog: lordoftheinternet


joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

(via malmoira)

6 November 2014 reblog: heycinco


lovesong-for-poormichigan:

You know you’re in too deep when you find marching uniforms disturbingly attractive

(via knightchi-deactivated20150127)

6 November 2014 reblog: ovvercomme